Fully losing it at this facebook screenshot. 22 inches of green and 1.5 of carrot.
did we learn nothing
i put on jerma streams for background a lot and it’s so concerning when he goes dead silent. i went to check on the tab thinking it was stuck or buffering and he was just
I don't even know how to feel about these
Unlike billionaires, pickpockets often recognize they have a lot in common with the potential victims of their crime.
This reminds me of Rhys Nicholson the comedian who got mugged and the mugger said "I promise this isn't a hate crime, my sister is a lesbian im pro gay rights"
Anonymous asked:
hey bro can I smell your dick not in a weird way though
sirthursday answered:
this ask has been sitting in my inbox for eight years and today i am setting it free like a caged bird
